/* The Joys of Parenting: I dub thy religion "Parentology". */

Thursday, November 13, 2008

I dub thy religion "Parentology".

Wow, how remiss of me to have not posted to this blog for so long.

I think Lynda and I have become victims of Stockholm Syndrome. We now sympathise with the plight of our 7 and 5 year old captors and are thinking of starting our own L Ron Hubbard style religion, where we recruit famous holllywood stars like BradJelina & Tom Cruise (pre the really weird couch jumping phase) to our cause. Those stars who don't convert, we brand as infidels and banish them to hang out with Madonna.

I dub thy religion "Parentology". And so it was that a great movement was born and parents around the globe rose up against their captors and retook their homes and their economies. (Except for the USA economy. We left it. It's just screwed atm).

(Ok, what the hell was that? Did any of that just make sense?).

To sum up, I think we have just become immune / numb to our children's mischief.

I'm going to have to wrack my brain for a little bit, but will start posting stories back here real soon. :-)

Stay tuned.

Lee :-)

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