What smells of Sh*t?

Originally Published May 10, 2005.

It was Sunday night. The kids had gone to bed. So Lynda and I were lying in bed watching television.

Then I ask the question.... "What smells of Sh*t?"

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So then we spent the next half hour cleaning before going back to bed emotionally scarred by the experience.

Use your imagination for the censored bit. (Or better still don't).